“Alice in Wonderland,” the Tim Burton version, made over $40 million. Last night. Kind of embarrassing for Antoine Fuqua’s “Brooklyn’s Finest” by comparison (it made just under $5 million in its first night). “Alice” seems like the perfect story of…

You can thank me for the snow that’s falling at sea level today–after weeks of near-spring weather, I finally decided to take off my studded tires. Instantly, the slick returned to our roads. You’re welcome.

Obviously, he’s insane. But do you think he’s funny? That’s the only question that matters when you’re considering whether or not to see “Cop Out,” starring Bruce Willis and Morgan. At least that was what I came away thinking after…

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My bike light battery died tonight. Luckily, nature provided a backup.

How’s that for being overly dramatic? But it is amazing how quickly I fall behind on the things that are so routine for me when I’m traveling. Right now I’m in New York City, sitting in my fiancee’s tiny, $1,500/month…

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How do we get to the tunnel? Just look for the pile of old mining crap in the woods and take a hard right. Which pile of old mining crap? This one will do. Don’t worry, there’s a string attached…

The Takus have taken their toll.

The end was where it all began. I found cities where I least expected them… …and other wonders smiling at me from below. Now I understand how Godzilla must feel.